Return of The Blue People (Avatar 2 is a Go!)

James Cameron has confirmed what we all expected would be confirmed – what now that the film’s made a billion bucks, and overtaken “Demolition Man” as the most profitable film of all time – once the red laser dots disappeared from his chest, and his wallet started to feel heavier : “Avatar 2” is on the way.

Aint it Cool News reports that Cameron has a trilogy in mind – we knew that all along though, right? – with the first sequel already clearly in his sight. With the technology, and the “Avatar” universe already invented thematically and creatively, the filmmaker noted that the next two films will be much easier to make. The hard work has already been done.

Cameron mentioned recently that “Avatar 2” might not be set on Pandora, and might instead fix on one of the other surrounding planets. Being that he’s signed for three films in all, it’s likely Sam Worthington will be back as the Australican Blue-Dude, Jake Sully.

Question is, Will Cameron direct the film? Doubtful. He’s a guy that doesn’t like to repeat himself, and despite briefly toying with the idea of a “True Lies” sequel, also don’t seem to be a filmmaker too interested in sequels. I’d say he’ll go the George Lucas-route, and likely produce the next two films.

Alright, this could be really good or really bad. True, the movie is primed for a sequel. However, I believe Avatar should be a stand alone movie. It was perfect.

Toddy English.

2009: Year End Entertainment Wrap Up!

Dear Friends:

This is a compiled list of my favorite movies, music, and celebrity gossip from the year 2009 (alongside some highlights of the worst as well)…

Movies

1.) Avatar 

The movie has only been in wide release for a few weeks. I’ve already seen it four times. I can’t rave ENOUGH about Avatar. Definitely one of my favorite fantasy/sci-fi films of all time (if not one of my FAVORITE films of all time). 

 2.) Star Trek

I wasn’t a Trekker before I saw this. Now I am. This is a great film that will bring any novice Star Trek fan into the fold. I particularly enjoyed the subplot between the sexy Mr. Spock and the beautiful Uhura! Wonderful movie.

3.) Inglourious Basterds

The Cons: I hate the idea that a movie like this is needed. Why? Because it lessons the impact of the holocaust by portraying Jewish soldiers as blood thirsty vigilantes. Sorry, but the fact of the matter is that fictitional revenge does not make up for 12 million lives lost. The Pros: Quintessential Tarantino…snappy dialogue, great action, tons of blood, and vintage cinematic quality. Huge on entertainment value. Loved it.  FYI Brad Pitt was too cute in this! I loved every moment he was on screen (lol)!

4.) Terminator Salvation

Wasn’t the best installment of the franchise but it was still great nevertheless. I was just pissed that it didn’t take place right after Judgement day. I wanted to see what it was like for John Connor to help build the human resistance.

5.) Michael Jackson’s “This Is It.”

“This Is It” proves why Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer that EVER lived. NOBODY could do it like Mike, NOBODY. Had he lived this was going to be one helluva show. The only high point I can get out of Michael’s tragic death is that we no longer care about his foibles and eccentricities…Now we care about what matters…His body of work and he left us A LOT. Thank you Michael Jackson.

6.) Up

This was the: sweetest, cutest, funniest, and most clever little movie of the year. You couldn’t ask for anything more in a family film! Adorable grumpy old man (check), Cute as a button little cub scout (check), Super adorable talking dog (check), and big girl bird named Kevin (check). This is a must see for the entire family! This is the best CGI film since The Incredibles.

7.) District 9

This was the best science fiction film to be released in awhile. I enjoyed this one immensely. Some people were put off by the stereotypes; however, I loved the parallels that were drawn. It only helped shine on a spotlight on the evil that was apartheid.

8.) 9

9.) Surrogates

 

The Worst Movies: Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen, Tyler Perry’s “I Can Do Bad All By Myself,” “Bruno,” and “Twilight: New Moon.”

The Mediocre: Good Hair, Where The Wild Things Are, Obsessed, The Box, Precious,

Best new up and coming actors/actresses: Zoe Saldana, Sam Worthington, Taylor Lautner (okay, best up and coming beef cake is more like it), and Zachary Quinto.

My Favorite Music

1.) Beyonce –

Beyonce IS the DIVA. There is no one that can touch her right now. She went from lead singer of the ultra popular Destiny’s Child to sparking a pop cultural phenomenon with “Single Ladies.” Have a seat: Janet, Whitney, and Mariah. It’s Beyonce’s time.  FYI: if you’re a Beyonce diehard (like I am) please check out the “I Am Your’s” concert DVD. Honey, it won’t dissappoint…particularly when Beyonce WAILS on “Resentment!”

2.) Lady Gaga - 

I’m loving me some Lady Gaga too. She’s like walking Avant Garde art. Were Andy Warhol alive he would have created Lady Gaga (lol). Hot dance tunes, onstage faux suicide, and INSANE fashion…what more can you ask for? Oh, also a performer who is completely original and relishes being DIFFERENT. I…Love…Her.

3.) Adam Lambert -

 The ONLY reason I watched American Idol last season. So what he didn’t win the show? Neither did Jennifer Hudson. Adam can WAIL. I love his voice, fashion, and the fact that he’s such a flamboyant openly gay performer. His debut album “For Your Entertainment” is really good. Now, I can’t wait for his sophomore follow up! Adam is going to be the next big thing…I for one can’t wait for a tour with him and Lady Gaga on the same marquee.

4.) Alanis Morisette (Flavors of Entanglement) -

I love Alanis Morisette. I’ve loved her ever since 9th grade when she released “Jagged Little Pill.” While none of her subsequent albums (which are all equally great in their own right) have reached the stellar heights of JLP (that album was her Thriller) Alanis is still, bar none, one of the best: singer/songwriters/instrumentalists on the scene. I loved her latest album “Flavors of Entanglement.” Like each of her recordings it reflects where she’s at in every stage of her life. Like I’ve said before…Alanis is my muse. I adore her.

5.) Rihanna -

2009 was a TOUGH year for Rihanna. She suffered the highest highs and lowest lows. Yet, still she managed to bounce back and create Rated R. While it isn’t chock full of club bangers ala Good Girl Gone Bad (Reloaded) this one is much darker and a lot more personal. I feel like I’ve really gotten to know the REAL Rihanna on this one. This is a really great album. Don’t sleep on it!

6.) Katy Perry -

I love Katy Perry! She’s such a fun performer! Everything about her music is satirical and comedic. Then, add to that, her 1920′s pin up girl image and Katy Perry is just made to be loved. She’s one of the few artists (besides Beyonce) that really puts a smile on my face.

7.) Kelly Clarkson -

What is NOT to love about Kelly? First of all Bitch can SANG! I’ve been a fan since the AI days and, next to Fantasia, she is one of the best Idols ever. Her last album “My December” was a departure from the formula of Breakaway. However, if it ain’t broke don’t try and fix it. Kelly went back to her pop rock roots with, “All I ever wanted” and scored another big smash. Again I ask…Who can’t love Kelly? It’s impossible.

8.) Mariah Carey (Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel) -

Yes, Mariah is not what she used to be. But honey she is doing better than Whitney! Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, regardless of what the critics say, is a really good album! I’ve been listening to it over and over. At this point Mariah has nothing left to prove. This is one of the most prolific pop singers ever. Do you MCC. DO. YOU!

Most Disgraced Celebrities

1.) Chris Brown –

Lord have mercy Baby Jesus, Mary, and Mothafuckin Joseph! Who would have thought that the handsome guy with the dazzling smile (and abs, pecs, and shoulders to die for) would actually be the reincarnation of Ike Turner? Naw, you never can tell who is who in this crazy town. He went from being Mike’s heir apparent to the most loathed man in the music industry (hell, even Walmart won’t stock his latest CD). This isn’t like Tiger Woods knockin down fifteen (and counting) different whores…This is about brutally punching out your girlfriend. Chris, have a seat. Try an extended three year vacation.

2.) Tiger Woods -

See, it’s ALWAYS the quiet ones. I used to think Tiger was a nerd. Now I know he got IT like that, holla! haha. Yes, corporations are turned off; however, he has peaked The Toddster’s curiousity. We shall see how this turns out (more than likely it’ll be cheaper to keep her. But Elin look like she gonna stick him for his paper tho)…Until then could someone please forward Tiger my number and home address? Thanks! I won’t even lie. Tiger can get it seven days a week and three times on Sunday.

3.) Kanye West –

Y’know, yeah it was stupid. However, I totally forgive Kanye West because he was goin off a bottle of Henessy. Alcohol is truth serum. Kanye just vocalized what EVERYONE already knew. No he should not have done that to the girl; however, the reaction towards him has been fuckin retarded (pardon my uncouth language). GET OVER IT PEOPLE! It was the VMA’S! In three years Taylor Swift will be SWIFTLY moving back to Tennessee and waitressing at an I-Hop near you! WHO CARES?! Like it or not Kanye is one of the greatest emcees in hip hop and I would HATE to see him stop recording because of something so STUPID. Lastly, admit it. That was the high point of the show (besides Beyonce doing Single Ladies).

Most Overrated Celebrities and Famewhores

1.) Taylor Swift

She’s blonde. She’s cute. She can sing a little bit. So what makes her so different from 99.99% of the country music industry right now? Can she stand on her head and spit nickels? Yeah, I felt bad for her (it was kinda humiliating. Ye totally blew her spot ALL up…I’m talkin nuclear) but really…Is this country music now? It seems as though this once great art form (I’m a closet country fan. My father weaned me on it) has degenerated into an assembly line of blondes with big tits and even smaller talent. Bring back: Johnny Cash, Weylon Jennings, Patsy Cline, and the rest of the old school. The only reason Taylor Swift has a career is because of Kanye West.

2.) Nadia Sulaman aka Octomom -

She looks like Angelina Jolie…after going on a date with Chris Brown. Somebody please tell me WHY are we feeding this crazy heffa’s insastiable need to be seen? I’m willing to bet she got knocked up JUST for the reality show (that will be airing this year). I’m sure four or five or the kids will grow up to be not quite so fucked up…But the rest of them will end up going on marathon crystal meth binges before writing tell-alls and weeping about their fucked up childhood on Oprah’s heir apparent’s show.

3.) John and Kate -

I am traumatized and these fools aren’t even my parents. You know what? I am going to adopt eighteen babies and raise them. I want a reality show too! I think it would be neat…under the stipulation that I could give them back after the show was over of course. Anyway, Jon will wind up being some washed up bedraggled reality show bum, living in a trailer, and dumping out fecal material into the back yard while simualtaneously drinking a brewski and holding a damn cigarette. Kate really needs to decide what she wants to do with her hair…Does she want to look like Halle Berry or a bull dagger? Make up your mind Kate’s hair. You can’t do two things at once.

4.) Amber Rose-

What did she do besides be Kanye West’s girlfriend? Yeah she’s gorgeous but she has a big alien nation head. I wonder how many blueberries could fit inside of Amber Rose’s head? Serious question…please estimate.  

5.) Balloon Boy’s Parents -

Y’know, like the rest of America, I was pissed off. When that balloon hit the ground empty I nearly put my fist through the television screen. They promised us a dead child and they didn’t deliver! False advertising! Isn’t that like grounds for a lawsuit?

In Loving Memory of

1.) Michael Jackson -

There will never be another one like that one, ever.

2.) Farah Fawcett -

The quintessential All American girl.

3.) Patrick Swayze -

Ghost and Dirty Dancing…Enough said.

4.) Brittany Murphy -

She was a living doll.

5.) Whitney Houston’s Voice -

It is dead. Her spoken word “comeback” album proved that.

Celebrity’s asses that I want to kick

1.) Pink (and every other celebrity who acted like Kanye West had committed a felony at the VMA’s) -

I used to like Pink until she tweeted about Kanye being a piece of shit. BITCH he didn’t do ANYTHING to your stupid ass! Stop acting like he took off his prosthetic leg and beat your mama’s ass with it! Get over it! Yes, I admit it…I am ride or die for Ye. Anyway, I’ll forgive Pink…eventually.

2.) Chris Brown -

Rihanna is my girl. I would seriously like to punch him in the face for that. Although Chris could probably totally beat my ass. I would just hit him really hard and start running. I doubt he could catch me. But I must say I thought he was too handsome on the Larry King Interview. Somewhere I’ll always have a soft spot for Chris.

3.) Spencer Pratt and Heidi  Montag-

The Hills is not even reality television. It is a scripted show and I am tired of these pathetically narcissistic rich kids parading themselves around like they actually matter. I long for the days when you actually needed talent to be famous. Now any horse mouth ho and her equally unappealing doofus boyfriend can wind up being interviewed on a talk show…As if we care that they summer in Aspen. Fuck them!

4.) Ray J (and every other VH1 reality show star) -

His claim to fame is being Brandy’s little brother and banging one of the Kwhoredashian sisters. Anyway, I’m not violent but I just really want to punch him in the face.

5.) Tyra Banks -

The only thing bigger than her ego is her forehead. Tyra just announced that she is ending her show this season (hmmm, I guess because her Idol is quitting in two years Tyra had to one up her)…Oh gosh darn it. Now what are we supposed to do without her sage advice on such prolific topics like: Breasts that ruin people’s lives; Tyra’s blind date in a fat suit; Tyra in a homeless shelter; Tyra in a women’s prison; Tyra going undercover as a stripper; and are you seeing a theme here?  I really wish Naomi Campbell would have slapped the shit out of her on the show. I could tell she wanted to.

And that wraps up the year in entertainment in 2009!

Happy New Year!

With Love…

Toddy English.

 

James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ (Not Just a Movie. It was an Experience): Toddy’s Movie Picks!

Dear Friends:

If you haven’t seen Avatar yet: log off the computer; head over to your local multiplex; and purchase a ticket.

Back yet? Okay…

Alright, where do I begin?

When I was very young Jim Henson’s “The Dark Crystal” aired on cable television for the very first time. My mother wasn’t home so my babysitter allowed me to watch it. To this day I recall every specific detail of what happened the day The Dark Crystal aired. The ultimate reason being is when the credits rolled my jaw was on the floor. I could not process anything that I’d witnessed. Having grown up in the age of Terminator 2 (the advent of Computer Generated Imagery)–also a James Cameron production–I could not fathom the Dark Crystal. To this day I think that movie is one of the greatest films EVER made. The entire movie was done with puppets; and by the time it was over you left the experience unable to draw the line between fantasy and reality. Jim Henson had single-handedly transformed fantasy into reality…

Avatar is this generation’s Dark Crystal, in my opinion.

I left the theatre feeling that same way I’d felt after seeing: The Dark Cystal, Labyrinth, and The Wizard of Oz (still my favorite films to this day) for the first time. Avatar wasn’t what I would call a “popcorn” movie. The kind you pay for, see all the action and pretty colors, and forget about it the moment you walk out the theatre. I thought about Avatar as I drove home. The images are still ingrained in my mind!

Avatar takes place in the 22nd century on the planet Pandora. The viewer is led to believe that mankind has finally perfected space flight and able to boldly go where we (humans in the 21st century) have never gone before. However, these space travelers are not the benevolent kind. We are not on any interstellar starship enterprise missions to discover and learn from new worlds. Human beings, in this vision of space travel, are the aliens from ‘V’. We are nothing more than locusts who exploit and wreak havoc upon the indigenous population. The indigenous populace on Pandora are a race called the Ava’ni, ten foot tall BEAUTIFUL (I can’t emphasize that enough) feline like humanoids who live in unison with the land…

And you get where I’m going with the analogies? Avatar is an update on a horrendous theme…Colonialism. The Ava’ni are the aboriginal people of their land and the humans are the exploitive interlopers. You will immediately draw parallels between the Ava’ni and exploited indigenous groups (e.g. Australian Aborigines, Native Americans, Native Africans, and etc al) around the world. Pandora is a different planet but the story is still the same…

The movie gets its name from a group of scientists on the expedition, headed by Grace (Sigourney Weaver. I love her!), who use Avatars to connect with the Ava’ni. The Avatars are actually Ava’ni bodies. Each of the scientists, Jake Sully in particular (played by Sam Worthington, whom I am falling in love with in every single role he plays in!), who is not a scientist (a marine in fact) controls an Avatar. They are able to, via these avatars, make inroads with the indigenous population…

However, the corporation they work for wants the Ava’ni people moved away from their sacred grounds due to the fact that they live atop a highly sought after natural resource that the humans want. And, if you’ve read your history books you’ll know what that ultimately means for the hunter/gatherer native societies who come into contact with heavily armed invaders.

Anyway, I was completely moved by the movie. Like I said I’m still awestruck by it. Avatar was a labor of love for James Cameron (ten years in the making and over 500 million to produce) and it shows. What I loved most about Avatar were the special effects. This is the first CGI film (tons of CGI) I’ve seen–in recent years (aside from The Lord of The Rings Trilogy)–where CGI told the story. The special effects were not the story.  Furthermore, the way the Ava’ni were done was nothing short of beautiful. Ironically, Avatar’s principal actors (Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, CCH Pounder, and Sam Worthington) were all using avatars. In the guise of their Ava’ni alter egos they acted their parts to perfection. After this movie I won’t be able to imagine Zoe Saldana (quickly joining my pantheon of favorite actresses) outside of Avatar! So, If you’re expecting a Michael Bay explosion fest then skip Avatar and rent Transformers 2. However, if you’re looking for a story with as much soul and intensity as it is a visual cornucopia for the eyes…See Avatar.

Overall, I don’t think you need to see Avatar in 3D (I find it highly overrated myself). The movie is so epic and visually stimulating that those little glasses will distract you.

I highly recommend this, particularly if you love fantasy/sci-fi as much as I do!

I give Avatar an A+

Toddy English.

P.S.

Can I say that the Ava’ni are the SEXIEST none human creatures on film? LOL. I kept wanting to mate with Sam Worthington’s Avatar. Accompanied with the head dresses and etc  They were absolutely GORGEOUS!

G.I. Joe was a Piece of FLUFF (And Marlon Wayans has grown up quite NICELY)!

Dear Friends:

I redboxed G.I. Joe the movie last night (I love Redbox), and I must say it was pretty goofy. Granted, I wasn’t a superfan of the series as a baby (I was all about Jem and Thundercats); however, I know fluff when I see it. It was all glamour and ZERO substance! For what it was worth it was a really fun movie to watch. I think it could have been better though.

First of all I loved The Baroness. As you all know I love badass women so naturally she appealed to me…

Channing Tatum is gorgeous…But honey he cannot act! (LOL) He had all the skill of a 5th grader reciting his lines as a talking tree in a school production of The Lord of The Rings!

Marlon Wayans is FINE! I always thought: Shawn, Keenan, and Damon were the hot ones. Oh honey little Marlon is not right up there! Thankfully, he’s still got that cute goofy personality and had his shirt off for 90% of the movie…lol.

Oh, Simon Adebisi was in this too….looking just as sexy as ever (and had the nerve to be wearing a fauxhawk. My kryptonite! I love the faux)!

Yeah, it was okay. If you want a good popcorn movie with tons of action this is for you. If you want something memorable then wait until Friday and go see Avatar or something.

Toddy English

This Is It (Toddy’s Movie Picks): A Must See!

Dear Friends:

Me and my best friend saw “This Is It” yesterday afternoon. I’m a big Michael Jackson fan so I had to see this. Anyway, the movie was everything I had hoped for and more.

Chile, Mike was performing at a level on caliber with his 80′s hay day.  Had he lived “This Is It” was going to be a show to end all shows. Michael Jackson changed entertainment in the 80′s. He was going to TRANSCEND it with this series of shows. He was in fine form. And that voice sounded FANTASTIC. I had to keep reminding myself that this was a dress rehearsal and not an actual concert (lol).

It was really fascinating to see his creative process. While Michael was a perfectionist he was not a brutal task master. He demanded with love and compassion. Moreover, he brought out the best in the people around him.

It literally felt like a rock concert in the theatre.

Michael seemed to be in a very good place whilst preparing for the shows.

He went out like he came in…In a blaze of glory.

This is a must see.

A+

P.S.

Honey, don’t get me started on how FINE the male dancers were! Oh my goodness! I nearly fainted when they were grabbing their crotches. Thank you Michael! haha.

With love…

Sincerely,

Toddy English.

Gamma Glamour (The Gamma Rays from School Daze)!

            

Dear Friends:

All I know is…

As a little kid I watched School Daze, REPEATEDLY, just to see this scene! Jane Toussaint and The Gamma Rays was every little gay boy’s wild wet dream. These bitches is givin nothin but GLAMOUR, GLAMOUR, and GLAMOUR(lol)!

Check out the part where the get on the stairs and POSE…Chile, I almost faint whenever I see it…LOL

LOVE IT!

Toddy English

Where The Wild Things Are (The Movie)

Dear Friends:

Spike Jonze tried but fell flat. The film adaptation of “Where The Wild Things Are” gets an A+ for effort but overall it was just good, not great.  The main problem is that they tried to turn a children’s short story into a feature length film. Therefore, the screenwriters had to expand on the plot. The story didn’t need that. It would have been better as a short film.

The special effects were great (glad to see animatronics making a comeback). Moreover, onething that I always loved about this story is that it wasn’t Disneyfied. Disney never wants children to be in any danger whatsoever (yet real life specifies otherwise); however, Where The Wild Things Are was the first story I ever read growing up that let me know the world could be a dangerous place.

I give this one a B-.

Toddy English.

P.S.

I still want a wolf costume like Max’s.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (Revisited)

Dear Friends:

As a purist, generally opposed to film remakes of any sort, I was initially PISSED about anyone having the audacity to touch “A Nightmare on Elm Street.” However, after watching the trailer again, and reading the script floating around online, I’m a bit more open to it.

In this movie Fred Krueger is actually a school janitor accused of pedophillia (FYI…in this rendering he’s innocent). So, basically, his murder spree of Elm Street’s kids are all revenge killings (as we all know Freddy Krueger was murdered by the denizens of Elm Street). That seems like a unique spin on the mythos. Instead of making him a complete psycho from the onset this plot creates empathy. However, I wonder do I really want to empathize with a psychopathic killer?

Anyway, I’m feelin this now. Freddy Actually looks like a burn victim (instead of melted cheese pizza). Moreover, the film will delve into how Freddy became FREDDY.

I’m scared to go see it. The original still scares me to this day. (lol). But I’ll have a few sleepness nights…whatever.

Toddy English.

A Nightmare On Elm Street (Reloaded)

        

             

Dear Friends:

A Nightmare on Elm Street did NOT need a reboot, at all. The original is a classic that still holds up over twenty years later. This one looks alright (not a complete bastardization); however, is it just me or do all of the actors in these rebooted horror films look EXACTLY alike? The only one I recognize is John Connor from the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Anyway, I’m ambivalent. If it doesn’t scare the shit out of me (like the original one still does) then it’s a failure.

Sincerely,

Toddy English.

Would you use a Surrogate (Toddy’s Movie Picks)?

 

Dear Friends:

Today, me and my best friend went to see the movie “Surrogates” starring Bruce Willis (or if you’re gay like me…starring Boris Kodjoe) and I found it to be highly interesting and thought provoking. As a sci-fi junkie myself (Terminator, Star Trek, Star Wars, and pretty much anything of the sort is right up my street) I found myself riveted, seriously.

The movie takes place in the near future (no specific date is given) and key plot points are as follows…

1.) Androids called Surrogates were initially invented for a specific segment of the population; however, they were mass produced–for every man and woman (and some children)–and became a way of life.

Surrogates, essentially, are android avatars that act on behalf of their human controllers. Human beings are custom “fitted” with a surrogate who takes their place in the “real” world. Surrogates go to work, shopping, clubbing, and everything else that a normal person would do. Moreover, through their surrogate, human beings can partake in all of the sensations without any fear of accidental death.

2.) Since the creation of surrogates: crime, venereal disease, accidental death, and etc al have all but been eradicated now that human beings no longer have to leave the safety of their own homes.

However, as it always is in movies, paradise wouldn’t be paradise without trouble. When the first person dies, whilst operating a surrogate, all proverbial hell breaks loose. That’s when Bruce Willis’ character goes on a futuristic hunt for the surrogate killer.

Anyway, I loved the movie. This is a definite must see. I think the only thing the writers failed to explain was why didn’t these people develop bed sores from being completely immobile for 99.9% of the day? When you think about it the heavy dependence upon surrogates would be the end of humanity as we know it.

Oh, honey chile if you don’t go see it for anything else then see it for the Boris Kodjoe factor! He is major easy on the eyes, seriously.

Now, for the big question…

If the technology were ever invented (and let’s face it. Whenever science fiction movies suggest something the ideas usually become a reality) would you own and operate a surrogate? I found it very interesting how the majority of the surrogate owners in the film operated surrogates that looked NOTHING like their normal selves (as I said before one fat bald guy lived his life as a beautiful blonde woman via his surrogate). Everyone who designed a surrogate designed their fantasy selves.

Would surrogacy be beneficial to mankind or just a further descent into narcissism and isolation? In a way it is somewhat like that now. People use the internet as a surrogate of sorts. If you’re really bored you can be anyone on the internet. Hell, there is even a game called second life where you can create an avatar. Surrogates is second life multiplied 100x over!

I’d have a surrogate but only when I didn’t feel like getting out of bed to go to work. Moreover, I’d make my surrogate atleast 5’10.