I was a straight A student until Antonio Sabato Jr walked into my life. In 7th grade I came down with the flu for a week. During that time I happened to be watching General hospital just as they were introducing a character named Jagger (Antonio Sabato Jr). Chile, that was a wrap for your’s truly! I wanted to watch General Hospital more than Gabourey Sidibe wanted another bucket of Popeye’s chicken wings (BAD)! Antonio was (and still is) BEAUTIFUL. I loved his dark looks (eyes, hair, olive complexion, and devilish smile); his body, and the role he played on the show (the rebel with a heart of gold, lol). Sadly, I had to go back to school. Back then I hadn’t learned how to set a VCR to record. Soooo, I started feigning sickness every 7th period (life science class) in order to get home in time to watch General Hospital. I skipped class so much that I failed the course and had to register for summer school (a first and only for me)! My mother was heated (she did NOT play with my grades). But it was well worth it honey! (lol)
Don’t believe me? Chile, look at the pics and judge for yourself!
Yes! I want to see, touch, taste, and be smacked in the face with it!
Oh my god that was so slutacious but I don’t care. haha.
We can all breathe a sigh of collective relief. Taylor Lautner just turned 18 a few days ago. Now, let us all cease doing penance for ogling his muscles in ‘Twilight: New Moon!’
Chile, let me tell you, it was sheer torcher watching that movie! New Moon had me wanting to adopt my own pet werewolf, y’hear me? It was so crazy how transfixed I was everytime Jacob Black sauntered onscreen sans any semblance of a shirt. At one point I closed my eyes. I felt so horrible for enjoying the view! Ten years ago Taylor was some cutesy little kid that my 10-year-old niece went giggly over. Now, flash forward a decade, he’s got me giggling!
All jokes aside, Taylor is a very handsome young man with a gorgeous smile to boot (in my opinion. One of my friends said he has a pig nose, haha. I think it’s cute). Now that he is of legal age Mr. Lautner can now take his place alongside the other handsome gentlemen under the spotlight!
Happy Belated Birthday Taylor!
I don’t know who this it but I found him on Sozo’s Blog! Chile, he’s just thoroughly edible!
A God! A Real GOD!
I hope ya’ll are not sick and tired of me shining the glare on Mehcad Brooks? I’ve done it like four times already (this being the 5th), (lol). I apologize but he is too delicious!
He can come between me and my Calvins!
I still love you. But you are officially my number two celeb crush! (lol)
Archie? Are you SURE that isn't you?! Handsome mug!
I am so partial to Nate Parker! Not only do I think he is devastatingly handsome (more on that later), but he looks EXACTLY like my ex-boyfriend, Archie! The resemblance is uncanny! But chile we ain’t goin THERE (lol)!
Anyway, I’ve been feelin Arch–NATE–every since I saw the movie Pride three years ago. Baaaby, that movie was chock full of delectable delights clad only in 1960′s styled speedos! Of course it was Mr. Parker that caught my roving eye, mmmmhmmm (although that Evan Ross was not too hard on the eyes either!). Afterwards he seduced Jurnee Smollet in ‘The Great Debaters’ as the debate team’s elegant and dashing lothario (chile, while Nate was debatin I felt like masturbatin!). Hmmm, what is it about him? First of all he has a body that looks like it was chiseled out of a rock! And don’t even get me started on his gorgeous cheekbones, beautiful mahogany skin, and ripe/luscious/succullent lips! Uhm, hold up…I need to fan myself because I feel tha vapors comin on.
Anyway, before I succumb get a load of Mr. Parker!
Twelve years ago, at the tender age of fifteen, my love affair with Paul Walker began (lol). Chile, I went to see ‘She’s All That’ and I’ve been salivating ever since! When the movie started I was like, “Oh my goodness Freddie Prinze Jr. is so hot.” That was until I saw his co-star…Oh honey the plotline became a mere FOOTNOTE after Paul showed his handsome mug! All I can say is gawjus dahling gawjus! I was actually hoping Laney Boggs (the nerdy girl with the make over) picked Freddie’s handsome adversary! Paul, like Ryan Reynolds, is just that quintessential stereotypical all American boy DREAM BOAT: jostled blonde hair (check), striking blue eyes (check), chiseled jaw line (check!), sexy smile (that looks sorta evil and entincing. Check!), killer abs (check), bulging biceps (check!), and that sexy V-line that goes down to his…mmmhmmm haha (check!).
Anyway, Paul is a total B-List celebrity but I’ve watched every lame movie he’s ever been in. I mean who in the hell cares that he starred in any number of straight to DVD bombs? Just look at him! Chile, I did not go and see those ridiculous Fast & The Furious movies for the damn cars!
Judge for yourselves!
Oh my goodness! ::sigh::
Slippery When Wet!
Gawjus dahling GAWJUS!
Happy trails in the valley of the V-cut!
I’ve decided to be a doll today and indulge your collective sweet teeth with some sexshull chocolate! I don’t know any of these big hunky men’s names. Yet alas…who really cares? Consider this an anonymous one night stand post (lol).
Oh My God! Mandingo!
Wrestling is the SEXIEST sport!
“I don’t care if he’s young or old just make him beautiful. I just want some strong man to hold onto…I-WANT-MUSCLES…Oooh, Oooh, Ooooh, All ovah his bodaaaay…” Diana Ross, Muscles (1987)
There is just something about a big strong muscular man. Chile, on this GGS, I’m feelin just like Miss Ross right about now, mmmhmmm. Okay, this big burning hunkalicious box of stud muffins is porn God Matthew Rush. Alright yeah, I love gay porn…Don’t judge me! Anyway, honey I just love me some Mr. Rush. Yeah, most of my friends think he looks like a pug (lol); but I think he’s the cat’s meow. While I think he is tres’ cute in the face his body is just bangin totally outta control! He always looks great in his movies. The: abs, assets, thighs, shoulders, neck (oh how I love a man with a thick neck), and everything else is just KAPOW! What I find fascinating about him is his ethnic ambiguity. I think it’s really neat how he look more black sometimes and more white others. That is very erotic to me(tell me why I don’t know, lol). Gurl, Matthew turns me on even when he’s doing a PSA instructing dudes how to put on condoms (watch it on Xtube), mmmkay! Anyway, he used to be a TitanMen (I love Titan movies. The men are always MANLY) exclusive performer but since then he’s been doing a lot of films with lots of hot black actors. Well, whatever he’s doing I’ll always be a fan!
Chile, get into these pics!
Matthew Rush with Eddie Diaz in a headlock (Now I want to see them do MORE than head lock, mmmmhmmm)
I have no earthly clue who this is; but one of my friends e-mailed him to me this morning. Honey, this is a delicious piece of beef cake! Furthermore, there is something so immenintly sexy about him being anonymous!