Dear Friends:
We can all breathe a sigh of collective relief. Taylor Lautner just turned 18 a few days ago. Now, let us all cease doing penance for ogling his muscles in ‘Twilight: New Moon!’
Chile, let me tell you, it was sheer torcher watching that movie! New Moon had me wanting to adopt my own pet werewolf, y’hear me? It was so crazy how transfixed I was everytime Jacob Black sauntered onscreen sans any semblance of a shirt. At one point I closed my eyes. I felt so horrible for enjoying the view! Ten years ago Taylor was some cutesy little kid that my 10-year-old niece went giggly over. Now, flash forward a decade, he’s got me giggling!
Anyway…
All jokes aside, Taylor is a very handsome young man with a gorgeous smile to boot (in my opinion. One of my friends said he has a pig nose, haha. I think it’s cute). Now that he is of legal age Mr. Lautner can now take his place alongside the other handsome gentlemen under the spotlight!
Happy Belated Birthday Taylor!
Toddy English.
Yum! Just YUM YUM YUM yummy!!
Comment by Garçon Stupide — February 16, 2010 @ 2:19 am |
Twilight pffft
vampires without teeth !!!!
what kind of retardation is it ?
you might not know this but vampires cannot walk into the sun cz they’ll burn, and real vampires not twilight .. retarted..
(i can’t go into the sun cz i’m so beautiful Omg i get glitter)
shut the fuck up come on guys work with me here:P
Comment by Mario — May 7, 2011 @ 10:51 am |