Thank You Jesus!

Dear Friends:

Mmmkay, so last night my friend Freddy (my co-worker that I made out with in the elevator) invited me out to a club (As a belated B-Day present). Eek! I normally avoid clubs like the plague. I’ve only been to one or two and it’s so not my scene, y’know? However, Freddy goes a lot so I decided, “What the hell..whatever.” So, I put together my flyest outfit and we drove to the club. Anywho, we get in and I totally hate it. It is so LOUD; however, there was a second floor that’s a lounge area. So we decided to hang out there.

To make a long story short I kinda started flirting with this really cute Mexican guy named Jesus (the irony of ME talking to Jesus, haha). Anyway, Jesus was FINE. He was stacked like, as the old people say, “A brick shit house.” I mean his ass was so fat you could see it from the front…Soooo, we had chemistry and yadda, yadda, yadda we went back to his dorm room and had an affair!

Yes friends…I threw my principles to the wind, for a night, and just had random hot sex (and I loved every minute of it!). Initially, I was tempted to ask him on an official date; however, historically, I’ve had this really bad habit of making a booty buddy into a boyfriend (which NEVER turned out right). Plus, I just wanted–for once–to experience unattached sex. It was fun.  I really liked it!  =0)

Thank you Jesus for rescuing me from my precious cargo!

Amen.

Toddy English.

P.S.

Freddy made it home!